19 Mar 2012

So long, Foursquare

Today is the day that I finally stop trying to use Foursquare on my Android phone.

I've been using Foursquare for a fair old while, have racked up 5,880 check-ins, have earned 30 badges, and currently hold 12 mayorships (oh, how the mighty have fallen...), so this is not a case of "not getting it" or simply getting bored when the novelty wore off - I really like(d) Foursquare, but I have been unable to use it for 2 months now.

The reason for the rapid drop-off in my usage of (and affection for) Foursquare is simple - they comprehensively broke their Android app exactly 2 months ago and have seemingly done nothing to fix the problem.

The update on the 19th of January 2012 did something very bad for a geo-location app - it made it incapable of geo-locating you.

Now before you chime in and tell me to RT(F)M, turn on GPS, toggle the wi-fi connection, turn it off and on again, or even do a raindance, I should point out that the GPS works perfectly - my phone (and any other geo-location app on it) knows exactly where I am - but the Foursquare app seemingly does not.

As I type this I am sat in central London, but Foursquare thinks I am still at the train station in St Neots, Cambridgeshire - some 60 miles north of here, and a place I left over two hours ago - and no matter how many times I hit "refresh" it still thinks I'm 60 miles away. Not terribly useful.

Apparently I can make it wake up if I restart the phone, toggle wifi, or wave it around in the shape of the arcane sigil odegra in the language of the Black Priesthood of Ancient Mu, but that hardly makes for a good day-to-day app that "just works" - it makes for a frustrating user experience that "just doesn't work and prompts online rants after 2 months of waiting for a fix".

Yet there is a further wrinkle - if I open the map within Foursquare it will have a lovely blue dot marking my current location with admirable accuracy. Unfortunately I'll have to find it first, as the map will be centered on where I was 2 hours ago, but it deos prove once again that the phone knows exactly where it is - as does part of the Foursqaure app - but the check-in part of the app is experiencing epic levels of fail.

It's not like I'm the only person with this issue either - a cursory glance at the Android Market feedback for the app shows that this is a very common and visible issue - so there must be a very large number of users who are as frustrated as I am after 2 months of apparent inaction by Foursquare.

I used to use Foursquare a lot, and have seen it move from an interesting geo-location game mechanic through to a social recommendation and presence sharing platform, but Foursquare for Android is now an app that is only really useful if I want to share where I was an indeterminate period of time ago or see where my friends (possibly) are. For real-time participation it's utterly useless.

I would happily continue to use Foursquare, but 2 months of broken experience is stretching the loyalty of any digital consumer, let alone a tech-savvy one who could probably build an alternative Android app on top of the Foursquare API if he was so inclined.

I would also be more inclined to wait if there was some sign of progress from Foursquare themselves, but several subsequent updates have come and gone without fixing this incredibly fundamental issue or even acknowledging it and keeping their users updated.

Basically I'm bored of waiting and have decided that the utlity that their platform provides is outweighed by the sheer irritation of waiting for it to work again - they have lost a customer through sheer inactivity (or, less charitably, foolhardy indifference to those on the fastest growing mobile platform in the world right now).

16 Jan 2012

Today I start the 4-Hour Body "Slow Carb" diet

Is it possible to...

  • Reach your genetic potential in 6 months?
  • Sleep 2 hours per day and perform better than on 8 hours?
  • Lose more fat than a marathoner by bingeing?

Indeed, and much more. This is not just another diet and fitness book.

The 4-Hour Body is the result of an obsessive quest, spanning more than a decade, to hack the human body. It contains the collective wisdom of hundreds of elite athletes, dozens of MDs, and thousands of hours of jaw-dropping personal experimentation. From Olympic training centers to black-market laboratories, from Silicon Valley to South Africa, Tim Ferriss, the #1 New York Times bestselling author of The 4-Hour Workweek, fixated on one life-changing question:

For all things physical, what are the tiniest changes that produce the biggest results?

Thousands of tests later, this book contains the answers for both men and women.

From the gym to the bedroom, it's all here, and it all works.

YOU WILL LEARN (in less than 30 minutes each)

  • How to prevent fat gain while bingeing (X-mas, holidays, weekends)
  • How to increase fat-loss 300% with a few bags of ice
  • How Tim gained 34 pounds of muscle in 28 days, without steroids, and in four hours of total gym time
  • How to sleep 2 hours per day and feel fully rested
  • How to produce 15-minute female orgasms
  • How to triple testosterone and double sperm count
  • How to go from running 5 kilometers to 50 kilometers in 12 weeks
  • How to reverse "permanent" injuries
  • How to add 150+ pounds to your lifts in 6 months

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. There are more than 50 topics covered, all with real-world experiments, many including more than 200 test subjects.

You don't need better genetics or more discipline. You need immediate results that compel you to continue.

That's exactly what The 4-Hour Body delivers.

A number of people I know have been mentioning the four hour body in passing, so I decided to look in to it.

The idea of a set of diet and exercise "hacks" that could help transform my slightly over-padded frame into a leaner example of the genre appealed to me, and although I've not read it cover-to-cover yet I found the writing style interesting and the level of information provided is excellent.

I don't think that the dietary changes are going to be too troubling - I don't eat a lot of carbs / white processed foods anyway - but it will be very interesting to see how a simple dietary change might affect me.

I'm going to give it a go for the 30 days that the book says can yield a 9kg weight loss, but I really want to try it for 2 months to see how stable the changes are.

If anyone is interested I'll probably tweet about it a bit, and will share some updates here as and when I have anything interesting to say.

19 Oct 2011

Pantone christmas baubles

Oh my goodness; there are Pantone Christmas ornaments?! Cool Gray 10 for me, please.

Not traditionally festive, but I kind of like these.

If I lived in a modern styled home they would be a pretty cool addition to a minimalist xmas tree.

3 Oct 2011

Gorgeous Moto Guzzi Stelvio custom

Want!

Another lovely set of bike photos courtesy of the ever-reliable BikeEXIF!

3 Oct 2011

Questions to the Amazon Silk team - QuirksBlog

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Some very clear and useful questions for the Amazon Silk team from Peter-Paul Koch.

Who the hell is Andy Hawkes anyway?

Andy Hawkes is a web developer, technologist, motorcyclist, and young-ish curmudgeon.

He lives in Cambridgeshire, works at R/GA in London, and likes shiny technology, good design, nice food, and brown booze.

He wants to become a real-life Bond-style villain and hold the world to ransom before he turns 50.

He dislikes the prohibitive cost of hollowed out mountain lairs and underground monorails, laments the rise of a health and safety culture that prevents the development of a decent army of disposable goons, and derides any other super-villains who don't shoot James Bond on sight (disclaimer: other super-spies are available).

He hates talking about himself in the third person.